Clown-Penis

copulating toys

2005-12-27T15:54:00.000-05:00

hack that shit!
part 1
part 2

nature's little punchline

2005-12-26T22:36:00.000-05:00

this is classic...
what makes this link even better is that my old roommate, Mike (read: J-o-o) sent this to me on chanukah

I Love

2005-06-06T22:43:00.000-04:00

Erasure

And Another

2005-05-03T08:26:00.000-04:00

Here.

A Great Time Waster

2005-05-03T08:18:00.000-04:00

Here.

Mighty Midge

2005-04-28T23:44:00.000-04:00

google amazes me

You better

2005-04-24T11:27:00.000-04:00

get cookin'

Too early

2005-04-19T20:59:00.000-04:00

for flapjacks?

Hell

2005-04-19T20:34:00.000-04:00

Yes

Happy Belated Easter

2005-04-19T20:28:00.000-04:00

Hipity Hop

Tools

2005-04-18T05:59:00.000-04:00

Commence attack on the Nerd Star's red reactor

Commence Wasting of Cincinatti

2005-04-05T22:26:00.000-04:00

GO GO GO!!!

Sweet

2005-03-21T15:42:00.000-05:00

Why can't this happen to me at work?

moonmaan

2005-03-12T11:49:00.000-05:00

Feed the methman... you know you want to

Scary

2005-03-01T20:20:00.000-05:00

Tell me this doesn't give you the creeps

The Return

2005-02-19T21:28:00.000-05:00

Of Atlantis

Petals

2005-02-19T21:27:00.000-05:00

Around the Rose

Check Encryption

2005-02-19T21:10:00.000-05:00

Before Spanking "Live"

Bill Cosby Simulator

2005-02-18T16:17:00.000-05:00

Fear black men holding cups of pudding

Duet anyone?

2005-02-10T18:42:00.000-05:00

Clicky hither to sing

Hell Yeah

2005-02-07T23:16:00.000-05:00

Bitch

America, Fuck Yeah: The Video

2005-02-06T13:37:00.000-05:00

Fuck yeah

Milk Alert

2005-02-05T10:58:00.000-05:00

Crazy Asians II

A Blast From My Web Past

2005-02-05T10:39:00.000-05:00

Rusty

Midget + Matador Costume = FUN

2005-02-01T22:09:00.000-05:00

Fear the bull

Nerd Alert

2005-01-23T16:18:00.000-05:00

Crazy asians

storytime!

2005-01-22T20:37:00.000-05:00

While we're on the children's book kick...

Snatch Strikes Back

2005-01-22T20:13:00.000-05:00

SNATCH

A SUPRISE FOR SNATCH!!!

Wow

2005-01-22T17:42:00.000-05:00

Messy.

4 mo years

2005-01-22T13:27:00.000-05:00

clicky on dubya

Your Dad

2005-01-13T20:17:00.000-05:00

Here.

Scott Paul Presents... Humiliator Series

2005-01-13T20:07:00.000-05:00

Scott Paul Presents... Humiliator Series

marketing brilliance

2005-01-11T20:26:00.000-05:00

and then a rainbow appears

My new theme song!

2005-01-11T20:07:00.000-05:00

Snappy's the tits!

and now a serious moment...

2004-12-29T21:43:00.000-05:00

Since it's the time of year for giving, please click here to support those who suffer from epilepsy.

Lapland

2004-12-29T21:33:00.000-05:00

Lapland! YAY!

Mr. Hankey Xmas Song

2004-12-24T11:24:00.000-05:00

Most Offensive Song Ever. God bless South Park.

Merry Christmas peeps!

Take your best shot

2004-12-24T10:52:00.000-05:00

Clicky here

Merry Christmas everybody!

Adopt-a-fetus!

2004-12-11T15:36:00.000-05:00

What's better than a clown penis, you ask? A clown penis that also has a fetus in a patriotic top hat!

Democracy Rules

2004-12-03T14:17:00.000-05:00

Build a better Bush.

Sweet Revenge

2004-12-03T14:16:00.000-05:00

I think the ruler is my favorite.

Should have learned from Howie

2004-12-03T13:45:00.000-05:00

Ouch.

1ST DOWN!

2004-11-22T20:06:00.000-05:00

Best tshirt site ever

Mightier than the sword

2004-11-21T09:29:00.000-05:00

A better URL than this.

Launching Elvis

2004-11-21T09:14:00.000-05:00

Nice.

albums of the year

2004-11-20T13:27:00.000-05:00

after some careful thought, here be this jig's nominations for 2004's best albums:

Air – Talkie Walkie
Beta Band - Heroes to Zeroes
The Black Keys – Rubber Factory
Eagles of Death Metal - Peace Love Death Metal
Guided by Voices – Half Smiles of the Decomposed
Interpol – Antics
The Killers – Hot Fuss
Mark Lanegan Band – Bubblegum
Medeski, Martin & Wood - End Of The World Party Just In Case
A Perfect Circle – eMotive
Pj harvey – Uh-huh Her
Social Distortion – Sex, Love, and Rock and Roll
Staggering Statistics - Staggering Statistics
The Stella Link – mystic jaguar... ATTACK!!!!
Twilight Singers – She Loves You
Velvet Revolver – Contraband
Paul Westerberg – Folker

Happy Thanksgiving

2004-11-18T09:30:00.000-05:00

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.

John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird cleared his throat and continued,"May I ask what the turkey did?"

Piss!

2004-11-13T10:24:00.000-05:00

I'm finally in!

For Dan

2004-11-08T20:25:00.000-05:00

Just listen.

Flying Dog

2004-11-05T21:07:00.000-05:00

Check out this screen shot from Medal of Honor the other night.

Who wants to be my crotch-buddy?

2004-11-04T21:43:00.000-05:00

Make safety your life partner: http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/

The Deuce

2004-11-03T20:43:00.000-05:00

Next Tuesday the long awaited Halo 2 comes out. I pre-ordered the Limited Edition from Amazon. I hope the hype is worth it. I feel an unproductive week ahead.

Erection Day

2004-11-02T07:09:00.000-05:00

For my first post, check out Bush's real site: http://georgewbush.org/

yeah stillers!

2004-10-31T20:38:00.000-05:00

to quote a fellow Stillers fan after today's triumphant win over the fags (a.k.a. patriots)...

"if there's one thing that gives me a bigger erection than the Stillers comeback against the Cowgirls 2 wks ago, it's the way the Stillers crammed their massive steel cock down the throats of the Patriots and their winning streak"

"i want to have Big Ben's lovechild... that guys f-ing great."

i think that sums this season up very well... doesn't it?

MIDGE

2004-10-28T20:41:00.000-04:00

MUH

Richard Gecko

2004-10-27T20:08:00.000-04:00

Remember Sex Machine from From Dusk Til Dawn?

Nifty

2004-10-27T18:03:00.000-04:00

I hadn't been over to the XM site in a while, and was pleased to find announcements of some new hardware. The Delphi MyFi, which seems to be an all-in-one solution including built-in antenna, and the Polk XRt12 component XM tuner. I was very excited to see the tuner, so I'm betting that receivers with built in XM tuners aren't far off. I guess I should be patient.

THE MAN strikes again

2004-10-26T22:00:00.000-04:00

I hate being on hold. For anything. Right now I've been on hold for a few minutes, shit i've been in a holding pattern all day and the Cards are losing to the BoSox yet again.
F.

when you gotta go...

2004-10-24T22:21:00.000-04:00

click me damnit

Hedgehog

2004-10-24T13:58:00.000-04:00

I'm not sure if this commercial is supposed to be as perverse as I'm interpreting it. Maybe he's just cleaning himself. You be the judge.

For The Fatherland

2004-10-24T13:46:00.000-04:00

Everytime I play this game, I pee a little.

Squirrel Punk

2004-10-24T13:38:00.000-04:00

Holy shit.

mmmmm...Spam

2004-10-24T13:22:00.000-04:00

We've all gotten it, but never read the entire thing. Now you don't have to.

What a rush

2004-10-24T13:17:00.000-04:00

Last year I saw Mount Rushmore, but it wasn't this entertaining.

Last Eve

2004-10-24T13:11:00.000-04:00

This pretty much sums it up for me.

Link

2004-10-24T13:06:00.000-04:00

The Stella Link received some kind words here.

Get your learn on

2004-10-24T13:04:00.000-04:00

I found this while doing a Google search for "butt barn". Go figure.

Pr0n

2004-10-21T14:47:00.000-04:00

Someone had the grand idea to compile the 100 worst porn titles here. Even though it was an after addition, I think "Butt Nuggets" may be my favorite.

the blog returns

2004-10-21T14:37:00.000-04:00

I found this site looking for the 2004 Hand Model of the Year, and ended up finding FUNNY-COCK. what gives yo?

Welcome

2004-10-21T14:30:00.000-04:00

So I finally got off my duff, registered a URL (and a mighty fine one I might add) and started a new Blog, which I have vowed to keep active and as ineresting as possible. Let the posting begin.